Sunday, December 24, 2006

Top Ten Christmas Songs for the Psychotic

# 10. Manic

"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells"

# 9. Attention Deficit Disorder

"Silent night, Holy- oooh look at the froggy- can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?"

# 8. PMS

"You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why"

# 7. Pyromania

"Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire"

# 6. Paranoid

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me"

# 5. Obsessive-Compulsive

"Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees"

# 4. Narcissism

"Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me"

# 3. Dementia

"I Think I'll be Home for Christmas"

# 2. Multiple Personality Disorder

"We Three Kings Disoriented Are"


# 1. Schizophrenia

"Do You Hear What I Hear?"

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